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The Thanksgiving holiday is right around the corner and with that comes plenty of family get togethers with kids of all ages! Keep those little ones laughing all day long with a few of these hilarious Thanksgiving jokes for kids!
Whether you’re looking for some silly turkey jokes, a few Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes, or some fun fall-themed puns, this list will easily keep them entertained while you’re waiting for dinner on Thanksgiving Day or you can grab the printable lunch box cards at the bottom of this post and keep the laughter going all month long!
Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
We’ve compiled more than 50 of our favorite funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids and made some adorable lunch box cards for every single one of them!
Stick them in your child’s lunch box before they head off to school or slip under their plate at breakfast and enjoy a few Thanksgiving-themed laughs through the month of November!
And if you’re trying to plan ahead for the month of December, make sure you check out these fun Christmas jokes for kids as well!
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
Fangs-giving!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing Wing!
Why do the Pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
How did the salt and pepper welcome their guests?
Seasoning’s Greetings!
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
Peck on someone your own size!
What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry?
Yes, I yam!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
Have peck-nics!
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t side dishes tell jokes?
They’re too corny!
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it’s a-maize-ing!
Why can’t you take a turkey near little kids?
He has such fowl language!
How do little pumpkins cross the road?
With a crossing gourd!
Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field?
He wanted mashed potatoes!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What did the leftover turkey say?
Make me a sandwich!
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving?
Quack!
Did you hear about the turkey fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who?
Annie body want pumpkin pie?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! Buildings can’t jump!
Did you hear about the turkey prom?
It was a butterball!
Why did the football team go to the bank?
To get their quarter back!
How do turkeys cross the ocean?
On a gravy boat!
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather?
Fowl weather!
Why was the turkey expelled from the game?
He committed a fowl!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dance?
The turkey trot!
Why didn’t the chef season the turkey?
There wasn’t enough thyme!
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for everyone!
What happens when you make cranberries sad?
They turn into blueberries!
Why was the turkey so mean to its friends?
It was a jerky turkey!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play!
How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
It took the gravy train!
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
He wanted people to think he was a chicken!
What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve it pizza and ice cream!
What sound does the limping turkey make?
Wobble wobble!
Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they never learned good table manners!
What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth rock!
Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey. He’s already stuffed!
Why won’t the Pilgrim tell a secret in the cornfield?
Because the corn has ears!
Why did the cranberry sauce turn red?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots!
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest!
Why do turkeys love rainy days?
They love fowl weather!
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google Google!
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
All About That Baste!
Share a few of these Thanksgiving jokes for kids with your little ones this turkey day or grab the printable lunch box cards to send a few laughs their way leading up to the holiday!
