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With a couple of full-time comedians, otherwise known as children, living in our house, jokes and riddles are pretty much a staple at every family meal.
Whether they’re trying to get a laugh out of each other or the entire family, their creativity in this area knows no bounds.
Now, we have, of course, had a lot of fun with holiday-themed jokes in the past, for both Halloween and Thanksgiving, but there is always room for more when it means including Christmas!
So, we’ve put together a list of some of our favorite Christmas jokes for kids!
Whether you’re looking for some funny Christmas jokes for kids, some silly Christmas knock knock jokes, a few Christmas riddles, or even a couple of holiday-themed puns, you’re sure to find it on this list!
Christmas Jokes for Kids
We’ve rounded up more than 60 of the best Christmas jokes for kids and created some adorable lunch box cards to go with them!
Pack them into your child’s lunch box before sending them off to school or slip them under their plate at breakfast for a few holiday-themed laughs to get you through the month of December!
What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Cookie sheets!
What does Santa do when the reindeer fly too fast?
Hold on for deer life!
How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
Why do Donner and Blitzen get to take so many coffee breaks?
Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?
Santa Clues!
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
RUDE-olph!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
The abdominal snowman!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots!
Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
Because it has no legs!
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?
Wrap music!
What kind of photos do elves take?
Elfies!
What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Snow cones!
Why are the Christmas trees bad at sewing?
Because they always drop their needles!
What do snowmen like most about school?
Snow and tell!
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Orna-mints!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed to be trimmed!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who?
Donut open the presents until Christmas!
What do Santa’s little helpers like to eat on a cold day?
Elfabet soup!
What’s Frosty’s favorite dessert?
Ice krispie treats!
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone!
What do gingerbread use when they break their legs?
Candy canes!
What kind of Christmas carol do you sing to fruit?
We wish you a berry Christmas!
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What do you call a cat sitting on a beach on Christmas Eve?
Sandy Claws!
What part of the turkey does Darth Vadar enjoy on Christmas?
The dark side!
Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
What is the name of Santa’s dog?
Santa Paws!
What does Santa use to take pictures?
A pole-aroid camera!
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all of the wrapping!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball!
What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?
Christmas quackers!
Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
Because he had the drum sticks!
Which of Santa’s reindeer has the best dance moves?
Dancer!
What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
Tinsel-itis!
Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrr!
What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas time?
Baaa humbug!
What do snowmen like to do on the weekends?
Chill out!
Where do polar bears go to vote?
The North Poll!
How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
What do fish sing during the holidays?
Christmas corals!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He refers to his calen-deer!
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel!
Where do reindeer go for coffee?
Star-bucks!
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
What is an elf’s favorite sport?
North Pole-vaulting!
What does Santa use to keep his house sparkling clean?
Comet!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws!
What’s red, white, and blue at Christmas?
A sad candy cane!
What kind of Christmas present just can’t be beat?
A broken drum!
Where does Santa go when Christmas is over?
On vacation to a ho-ho-ho-tel!
What is Santa’s favorite candy?
Jolly Ranchers!
What did the English teacher call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses!
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elfish Presley!
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pineapple!
Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
Because it makes a good stocking filler!
What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night!
Why do elves have therapists?
Low elf-esteem!
Share a few of these fun Christmas jokes for kids with your little ones this holiday season or grab the printable lunch box cards below and keep them laughing all month long!
