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It’s no secret that kids love jokes.
The sheer amount of knock knock jokes that you’ll hear anytime you get a group of kids together will tell you that!
And with Easter coming up, now is the perfect time to add to their stockpile with these hilarious Easter jokes for kids!
Easter Jokes for Kids
We’ve rounded up more than 80 of our favorite Easter jokes for kids with a few fun spring-themed Easter puns thrown in for good measure and your little bunnies are going to love every single one of them!
And at the end of this post, you’ll find a printable set of lunch box cards!
Throw them in your child’s lunch box before they head off to school in the mornings or hide them around the house for them to find before breakfast each morning and enjoy those Easter-themed laughs all month long!
What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A chocolate bunny!
Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat out?
IHOP!
What do you call a Transformer Bunny?
Hop-timus Prime!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Eggs-ercise!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A new dye-job!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?
They have hare conditioning!
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!
What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day?
Fry-day!
What kind of beans did the Easter Bunny put in his stew?
Jelly beans!
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward?
A receding hare-line!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It was nice gnawing you!
How did the Easter egg win the art show?
He had some egg-straordinary paintings!
Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
The bunny hill!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
Hare spray!
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
To meet up with his peeps!
What kind of music does a bunny like to dance to?
Hip hop!
What do you call a rabbit with a cold?
A runny bunny!
Why did the Easter Bunny go on strike?
He wanted a better celery!
What did one egg say to the other egg?
Heard any good yolks lately?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit!
Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct!
How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
He’s hoppy!
What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?
Hare today, gone tomorrow!
What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke?
You crack me up!
What stories do Easter eggs tell their children?
Yolk tales!
Why did the jelly bean go to school?
Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
Why is the Easter Bunny so funny?
He always has a tail to tell!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite song?
Don’t Worry Be Hoppy!
What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Eggs-hausted!
Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast?
Because he’s an eggs-pert in the kitchen!
Why do eggs go to school?
To get egg-ducated!
What’s an Easter egg from outer space called?
An egg-straterrestrial!
How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
He gets hopping mad!
Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he is a party pooper!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 carrot gold!
Why did the woman complain about her rabbit stew?
There was a hare in it!
What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggspelled!
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
A re-tail store!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?
With a hare brush!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From an eggplant!
Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
Because he is too young to drive!
Why was the Easter Bunny upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!
What do you call naughty Easter eggs?
Deviled eggs!
What do you call an unconventional Easter egg?
Egg-centric!
What do bunnies say when they get home from work?
Anybunny home?
Where does Christmas come before Easter?
The dictionary!
Why did the rabbit go to the hair salon?
She found too many gray hares!
Why didn’t the Easter Bunny fly home for Easter?
He didn’t have the hare fare!
How can you make your Easter preparations go faster?
Use the eggs-press lane!
Why can’t we be late on Easter?
Because there are no eggs-cuses!
What do you call a forgetful bunny?
Hare-brained!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
By doing lots of hare-obics!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
An oyster bunny!
What do you call a zen egg?
An ommmmmmlet!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma who?
Alma Easter candy is gone!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who?
Sherwood likes to start the egg hunt!
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Use hare mail!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?
The bunny hop!
What do you get if you give the Easter Bunny a pair of socks?
A sock hop!
Why is the Easter Bunny such a good listener?
He’s all ears!
What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of book?
One with a hoppy ending!
Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?
Because an egg beater!
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare-plane!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital?
Albunny, New York!
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lazy?
Because he doesn’t carrot all!
Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Because he has four rabbits’ feet!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who?
Arthur any more chocolate bunnies?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who?
Heidi the eggs around the house!
Knock knock. Who’s there? You. You who?
Yoo-hoo! Time for the egg hunt!
What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?
They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who?
Wendy Easter egg hunt gonna start?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who?
Arthur and more Easter eggs to decorate?
What do you need if your chocolate eggs suddenly disappear?
An eggsplanation!
What do you call two best friends on Easter?
Two peeps in a pod!
Share a few of these hilarious Easter jokes for kids with your little ones this spring or grab the printable lunch box cards below and keep them laughing all month long!
